This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.
This is the result. And it makes me laugh every single time.
i wonder how many people just stopped playing to laugh hysterically because i would not have been able to keep that up oh my fucking GOD
reblogging myself so i can show my friend this at work tomorrow. dear god. took long enough to find this in my archive.
But… They’re just random buttons that you use to do random things on a screen. They’re not actually a true, functional thing that your brain has trouble processing or that your body has trouble doing…
Not quite - The main buttons for most games with are going to be the triangle, x, circle and square. All of which are on the right side of the controller. There’s a few other examples of this, like a Nintendo DS. On a DS the pen tools slides from the right hand side. Next, for most games using the touch pad takes place of the A,B,X,Y buttons leaving you to press the direction arrows with your left hand - but of course, if your using your left hand to hold the pen - this is quite awkward.
This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ¥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).
or you know this could be photoshopped
but idk
you tell me
this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true
This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.
In late 2005 the Jolly Rancher company grew over-confident and decided that the manufactured “watermelon” flavor injected into its candies was so superior to actual watermelons that the genetically engineered a watermelon to taste like watermelon flavor.
When the fruit was sliced open, they were shocked to discover that the Jolly Rancher logo had been three-dimensionally rendered inside of the fruit itself. Jolly Rancher subsequently named the sub-species after itself Jollyrancherus Watermelonii.
I lost it at pizza
(Source: tumblr.com)
Welcome to Wisconsin… http://bit.ly/WDEkee
THIS IS A SIGN?!
also…Kanaya must be in charge of this state, because there is a hella lot of capitalization up in here
Yeah, thankfully not a real thing: http://wafflesatnoon.com/2013/03/11/welcome-to-wisconsin-gun-warning-sign






